Friday, 3 August 2012

The Songs of Summer in L.A. clubs


DJs expect to get crowds moving with Afrojack's 'Rock the House,' Porter Robinson's 'Language,' Deadmau5's 'The Veldt' and more.

Deadmau5 performs at the 54th Grammy Awards. (Kirk McKoy, Los Angeles Times / August 3, 2012)
With Coachella and Electric Daisy in the rear-view and Hard Summer coming this weekend, it's easier to pinpoint the Songs of Summer in L.A. clubs. Dancers vote with their feet, and DJs love to get the crowd flying, so if you're hitting a late-night dance floor any time between now and Labor Day, you can expect these singles to be in almost any DJ's quiver. Hands up, kids.

1. Afrojack, "Rock the House"

The Dutch DJ Nick van de Wall scores a traditionalist hit after pop collaborations with Pitbull, Ne-Yo and Beyoncé. It's atop the Beatport chart, where DJs mark their preferences, and for clear reasons — its soda-fizzy breakdown builds to a caveman trance hook, and it works every time.

2. Porter Robinson, "Language"

The rising star of Skrillex's OWSLA label dials back his harsher quick-cuts for a melancholy nightcap with ethereal vocals. It's not quite a rager, not quite a comedown — more like a single for a long, giddy drive home.

3. Tiësto, Max Vangeli, AN21, "People of the Night"

For well over a decade, the Dutch cosmic-trance OG Tiestohas barely had a misfire in slaying his core raver demographic. This latest cut gets a major hook from Lover Lover, and even though it doesn't break any new ground, it's a short putt that this collaborating trio sinks easily.

4. Deadmau5, "The Veldt"

Toronto's finest is in a new, exquisitely restrained mood on this Ray Bradbury-influenced track. With a whispered hook and no obvious crescendo, it's the most delicate — yet immersive and populist — single Joel Zimmerman's cut.

5. Florence & the Machine, "Spectrum (Maya Jane Coles Remix)"

One of the moodier edits of the Florence & the Machine hit, this spooky and sexy take from the rising U.K. house producer could be the soundtrack to a crime of passion. But it's catchy enough to take a night's vibe to strange and enticing places.

Col. Sanders: I love gay people and we’re open on Sundays


In this clip from “Funny or Die,” Col. Sanders (as played by John Goodman) has a message for “the gays” who may be put off by the Chick-Fil-A chain’s millions of dollars of support each year to virulently anti-LGBT organizations and statements made by CEO Dan Cathy asserting that he runs his business according to “Biblical principles.”
“I figure I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” said the Colonel, as nicely-dressed, angel-faced, fey young men set a table and lit candles behind him. “Let it be known that Col. Sanders loves The Gays! Hell, I might even be gay.”
“I know what you’re thinking as you’re lying there snuggling up to your bear,” he said, “How do I know you’re not just jibberin’ and jabberin’ to try and get more of my gay business?”
You don’t, he said. “But what you really need to know is that I love gay people, always. And we’re open on Sundays.”
“I prefer to see the world the way my hormone-loaded, antibiotically engineered chickens do, without gender. Or beaks. Or buttholes,” he said, mentioning that there will be a “table-dance mandate” at certain locations.
“Hell, I don’t actually give a shit,” Sanders said in a suddenly serious aside to the camera. “You’re all just a bunch of walking money-mouths, walkin’ around, talkin’ and eatin’. But if you have to pick one chicken chain, why not pick us? I know their service is better…but we’ve got those bowls.”


How To Make Rage Faces on Facebook Chat



Simply type the above code that corresponds to the appropriate rage face into Facebook chat, and the image of the rage face you chose will appear, emoticon-like in its existence. Facebook didn’t suddenly become hip to the Internet and add rage face emoticons (something from which Google Chat would greatly benefit), but the ability to add rage faces to Facebook chat is more of a hack than anything else, and something to which you can add.
Reddit user daychilde explains that these aren’t actually some form of ragemoticon, but that the double bracket and code corresponds to a user profile or page, and when put into Facebook chat, will show the thumbnail of the profile or page that the code links to.
So, all one has to do to make any picture a Facebook chat emoticon, is to simply create a user profile or page that uses the desired picture as the profile picture, then enter the double brackets and corresponding code into Facebook chat. Here’s a tidy list of some more rage face codes:
  • Troll face: [[171108522930776]]
  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]
  • Not bad Obama: [[169919399735055]]
  • Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]
  • Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]
  • Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]
  • LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]
  • NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]
  • Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]
  • Derp: [[224812970902314]]
  • Derpina: [[192644604154319]]
  • Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]
  • Not Bad: [[NotBaad]]
  • Fuck yeah: [[105387672833401]]
  • Challenge accepted: [[100002727365206]]
  • Okay face: [[100002752520227]]
  • Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]
  • Poker face: [[129627277060203]]
  • Okay face: [[224812970902314]]
  • Socially awkward penguin: [[98438140742]]
  • Rage face: [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]
  • Lamp: [[100001256102462]]
  • No: [[167359756658519]]
  • MOG: [[142670085793927]]
  • Feel like a sir: [[168040846586189]]
  • Forever alone christmas: [[125038607580286]]
Happy raging.

the fgg by andy weir


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